Sin City

Holy Shit did this movie rock!!! Even if you hate comics & comic movies, you should see this movie just for the production value. Hands down one of the craziest flicks I've ever seen.

Ghost Hunters = bullshit

i watched the first episode of season 2 of this show called Ghost Hunters on the SciFi channel, and i just wanted to say that it was bullshit. of course i was drawn in to (download and) watch this show because of my love for the ghostbusters movie, however this show didnt have any ghosts and to make matters even worse, no bill murray. but anyways, the "hunters" went to a supposedly haunted mansion in luisiana. they stayed the night with video cameras everywhere. some things they discredited as false, like a tarnished old mirror probably just looked like weird shapes in pictures cuz it was grungy or whatever. ok thats fine, but the hilarious things were what they thought was real that obviously werent. the first thing was 2 guys were looking thru heat vision and saw a warm area "move" by (as they walked). the guy looking thru said "OH MY GOD THERES SOMETHING, ITS DEFINATELY TRANSPARENT!" well no shit sherlock, you're looking at HEAT VISION and of course its transparent, you arent looking at light reflecting off surfaces like normal vision, you moron. not to mention it was air. then they were really spooked by a lamp that appeared to be moving in a room they were in. they only noticed this on video, not when they were in the room mind you. they said it was weird because if anything was pulling the lamp it would have moved the tablecloth too, which didnt appear to move. however, since the edges of the table cloth were NOT in the frame of the video, cloth moving on the surface of a table, seen thru a black and white security camera... without seeing the edge of the cloth, of course you cant tell its moving. as for why the lamp was moving, i dont know. and they proved there are unknown reasons for some of that stuff perhaps, but proving you dont know the explanation, doesnt prove there isnt one or that its haunted, it proves your tv show is bullshit. thank you and goodnight.

...and now I'm a wizard.

Dave's Dog Is Fucking Tiny!

Look at how small Wiston is. He's only 4 1/2 months old.


PS - I put up a pic with whale sizes for comparison.

Things I Want To Know

Things I Want To Know (Sexual Products Edition) by Evan Oliver

1. KY Warming
why does this exist? i understand the purpose of ky, but why is warming ever an issue? i dunno what people would be sticking their penis into that isnt warm already. my theory is that this is aimed at the necrofeliac market, it lubes up a dead vag and even makes it feel warm while its at it. ky warming, "pretend she's still alive".

2. Magnum Condoms
is this for real or a just marketing ploy? ive seen someone stretch a normal condom over a baseball bat before goofing around. granted it was quite hilarious to a 12 year old evan, but the fact remains, if a normal condom can fit over a baseball bat, dont tell me there are people with penises bigger than baseball bats having issues with these normal condoms.

Dark Light & Wings Of A Butterfly

Hey for those interested, the new H.I.M. cd "Dark Light" is set for release Sept. 26 (my b-day, ROCK!). If you head over to http://www.thesacrament.net/ you can download the video and mp3 for the first single "Wings Of A Butterfly". It's pretty good and I highly recommend it to anyone.

PS - Current CD that won't come out of the player, CCR - Chronicle Vol 1., for those who care, and especially for those who don't.