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i scanned this in for a buddy of mine here at osu, we're big david cross fans. even if you don't know much about him, its still hilarious. check it out here.

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Good day gents, I just thought I'd let everybody know that I added some pictures from Evan's Art Show to the yahoo group if you wanna check them out. Also you should be check out his online comic @ www.politicaldemon.com because that is the funniest damn comic strip I've ever read. Tomorrow is Andrea's 22nd birthday, so if you care you should shoot her an email or give her a call tomorrow evening. I would've been posting more but I've been sucked into KOTOR II. My god that game is hard as fuck to tear away from, it like controls my life. That and I'm re-reading The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, so my time has been a little pre-occupied. But I'm learning to prioritize so I should be posting more often. Also there will be no "Dave's iPod Playlist Of The Week" this week. Since it's her birthday, Andrea will be gracing our ears with her own playlist. So stay tuned happy campers, Same Secret Time, Same Finger Channel...

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The new job is fine, but some bad news on my writing projects. My computer has a virus that only affects word docs and it can't be deleted, (and I can't reformat it either). Everything that I had on cd-r has the virus too, and Norton says that it can't fix the problem. Thankfully I have everything written out in long hand as a back up. So this summer will be my first major rewrite on everything that I have written so far.

Farson's list of "things that are cool to me but others might not care".

In no particular order.

Mars Volta
The queen of pin ups, Bettie.
Fables
Hellboy
Marilyn Manson(I know they're tired, but I have a renewed interest)
HP Lovecraft
Eliza Dushku
Scarlett Johansson
Electric Six
Chuck Palahniuk
Roland Of Gilead
Zombie (or Living Dead) Movies

Dave's "iPod Playlist Of The Week"

Since Evan said he missed it so much while he was gone...here's Dave's "iPod Playlist Of The Week" !!!!!!!

1. LostProphets - Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja
2. Reel Big Fish - Drinkin'
3. The Juliana Theory - If I Told You This Was Killing Me, Would You Stop?
4. Incubus - Pistola
5. Mustard Plug - Lolita
6. Pain - Milk
7. cKy - Disengage The Simulator
8. NoFX - Bob
9. MxPx - Take On Me
10. Goldfinger - 99 Red Balloons
11. H.I.M. - Please Don't Let It Go
12. Reverend Horton Heat - Bales Of Cocaine
13. Weezer - Beverly Hills
14. Megadeth - Kill The King
15. 311 - Give Me A Call
16. Dropkick Murphys - Heroes From Our Past
17. Alice Cooper - No More Mr. Nice Guy
18. Sev - Same Old Song (Monk Remix)
19. Beck - Where It's At
20. Chevelle - Send The Pain Below
21. The Distillers - City Of Angels
22. Bad Religion - Infected
23. The Anniversary - Hold Me Tonight
24. Bob Marley - No Woman, No Cry
25. No Doubt - Ex-Girlfriend
26. A.F.I. - Silver & Cold
27. Zebrahead - Dear You (Far Away)

Stayed tuned for another action packed week here @ The Secret Finger News Netwerk!!!

Would you consider Batman a superhero?

Here's the deal, at work we've been discussing whether or not Batman (or characters like him, ex. Punisher) can be considered superheroes because they have no superpowers. I'm interested to see what everyone thinks so, post your comments and tell me.

Also, I didn't make a new playlist, but rest assured "Dave's iPod Playlist Of The Week" will be back next week.

evan's women's rights fun facts!

did you know the popular term "m'am" actually is not short for the word "madam"? fancy that! contrary to popular belief, the term actually comes from the word "mammary". it is well documented that not until the year 1923 were women referred to by the term "woman". before this year, women were defined by their breasts, or "mammary glands" and were always referred to as "mam-havers". as fat men (men seeming to have breasts) became more previlent in society, confusion set in and the term "women" was added to the english dictionary. however, old habits do not die easily, and the classic "mam-havers" term was shortened to the much catchier "m'am" which we enjoy today.

Another sleepless night...

Well actually, I slept all Wednesday night and Thursday day. I caught a hellacious cold that kicked the shit outta me. I'm feeling much better but I'm unable to sleep so I'm finding ways to pass the time 'til I gotta go back to work. If anybody cares, Reel Big Fish just released a new album entitled "We Not Happy 'til You're Not Happy", and it rates very high on the Dave scale of rock.

I've actually gotten back into comics lately and have found a few good reads and a few bad. Avengers:Disassembled sucked balls, it was such a lame way for the team to break up. JLA's Identity Crisis is fucking badass, along with the new Batman/Superman. The new She-Hulk was great, more along the lines of humor than action. The Star Wars Infinities GN's were cool, sort of What If's for the original trilogy. And if you want something a little more "out there" Andrea's been reading Fables, which she describes as "A fucked up version of every fairy tale you can think of".

I saw "Cursed" about 2 weeks ago, put that on your wait for rental list. It had some funny points (and the fucking cane from Wolfman), but lacked in every other aspect. Wes Craven needs to swallow the barrel of a shotgun. I'm so disappointed by horror films these days, aside from 28 Days Later and Saw they've all really sucked. I mean how fucking hard is it to make a good scary movie? It would seem that we can only count on the British to make anything worthwhile.

Well I'm done boring all of you, 'til next time.

Dave's "iPod Playlist Of The Week"

Back by no demand whatsoever it's Dave's "iPod Playlist Of The Week"!

1. Mike V & The Rats - Vendetta
2. Steriogram - Walkie Talkie Man
3. Guttermouth - Pee In The Shower
4. Pain - Jabberjaw
5. The Forces Of Evil - Fight
6. Weezer - Burndt Jamb
7. The Vandals - Jackass
8. Pennywise - Holiday In The Sun
9. Skid Row - Youth Gone Wild
10. Nonpoint - In The Air Tonight
11. NoFX - All His Suits Are Torn
12. Transplants - Quick Death
13. Dead Kennedys - California Uber Alles
14. Sublime - Smoke Two Joints
15. Real McKenzies - Sailor Man
16. (Hed) P.E. ft System Of A Down and Morgan Lander from Kittie - Feel Good
17. Cousin Oliver - Monster Mash
18. Zebrahead - Wookie
19. Mustard Plug - Mr. Smiley
20. Less Than Jake - Surrender
21. Kayne West ft. The Game & Ludacris - Where You At?
22. Incubus - You Will Be A Hot Dancer
23. Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends
24. Eminem - Mockingbird
25. Flogging Molly - Factory Girls
26. Johnny Cash - (Ghost) Riders In The Sky
27. Reel Big Fish - Drunk Again

And since it's April, here's another new feature, Dave's "Album Of The Month"! This month's album is NoFX - So Long, & Thanks For All The Shoes. Till next week puppets!