Things I Want To Know
Things I Want To Know (Sexual Products Edition) by Evan Oliver
1. KY Warming
why does this exist? i understand the purpose of ky, but why is warming ever an issue? i dunno what people would be sticking their penis into that isnt warm already. my theory is that this is aimed at the necrofeliac market, it lubes up a dead vag and even makes it feel warm while its at it. ky warming, "pretend she's still alive".
2. Magnum Condoms
is this for real or a just marketing ploy? ive seen someone stretch a normal condom over a baseball bat before goofing around. granted it was quite hilarious to a 12 year old evan, but the fact remains, if a normal condom can fit over a baseball bat, dont tell me there are people with penises bigger than baseball bats having issues with these normal condoms.
posted by Anonymous @ 5:59 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
If you think about the bat is made of wood (while penis is nicknamed wood). Nicknames dont make the penis stronger th smaller condoms can cut off circulation throughout if it's too small. I think the KY is for girls who can't get wet fast enough, namely dead girls.
But what if she had just died?
You're sick Tod, keep this kinda shit up and you're outta the group.
or promoted in the group...
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