Tod: Where do you work?

And are they hiring?

Miyagi Is No More

LOS ANGELES (AFP) - American-Japanese actor Pat Morita, who starred as the wise Mr Miyagi in the "Karate Kid" films, has died at the age of 73, his family told US media.
Morita died at his home in Las Vegas, Nevada from natural causes, the reports said quoting his wife Evelyn.
His parents were Japanese immigrants who moved to California and became fruit pickers. The actor was born Noriuke Morita in 1932 and he was among thousands of Japanese-Americans sent to internment camps during World War II.
Morita later abandoned a career as an aircraft technician to become a comedian in cabarets and later television series.
He rose to fame in such series as "Happy Days" and "MASH".
But he became a star for his role as Ralph Macchio's mentor Mr. Miyagi in "The Karate Kid" films. He was nominated for the best supporting actor after the first in 1984.
Morita was only 1.60 metres (five feet two inches) tall and knew nothing about martial arts but handed out as a quiet caretaker who guided teenager Macchio to fight back against his bullies.
There were three sequels in 1986, 1989 and 1994 and he also appeared in series such as "Magnum" and "Baywatch".

Some random news article I found

POLITICS: Your Semen Is Not Your Own
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 10 2005 9:00

...once you shoot it into her mouth. According to judges in Illinois, the seed a man shoots into a lover's mouth is...
“a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”
This comes as a source of dismay to an Illinois man, who discovered the existence of his two-year-old child when his ex-lover sued for child support. Things got stranger when it was revealed that the ex had impregnated herself from semen stockpiled after a bout of oral sex. The man sued for emotional damage and pressed theft charges, claiming that the lover had stolen his seed. Portions of these charges have been dismissed, while others have been sent back to lower courts to sort out.

Dark Tower comic book series-Spring 2006!!!