Chapter 15 - The Final Showdown

When he arrived at the cave, Renadia was already there. Her tall, dark figure was a silouette in the bright moonlight.
"I was gonna call you..." Glen gasped. He didn't expect to see Renadia. "Are you alone?"
"Of course I am," Renadia snapped. Her french accent seemed heavier than usual tonight. "Except for good ol' Dolly here."
"Who!?" Glen stammered. Then he noticed Renadia was holding a rope tied around the neck of a goat. The goat seemed impervious to what was going on and stood there chewing.
"I am pleased to see you arrive. It is now or never, he is probably asleep now."
"Is that goat for... bait?" Glen tried to muster the same amount of courage Renadia seemed to have.
"Partly." Renadia replied mysteriously.
The two grabbed lanterns, a rope and two potato sacks each from the back of Glen's truck and headed into the mouth of the cave.
The walk down into the cave seemed much longer this time. Glen remembered how scared he was when he didn't know what to expect, now that he did, he was horrified. As they walked, Glen considered the effectiveness of Renadia's plan. Using a goat as bait? Could this work? Renadia seemed to know what she was doing. It seemed to be their best chance.
They reached the first large, open cavern. Renadia stopped.
"Why are you stopping?" Glen asked.
"I've got a feeling." Renadia said as she tilted her lantern to shine light on a large hole near the ceiling that Glen hadn't noticed the first time they were here.
Just as Renadia shone the light, the robot snake burst out of the hole. It's lights twinkled and shimmered as it slid down the wall of the cavern towards the two trespassers.
Glen jumped back, "Throw him the goat!"
"You misunderstand my plan." Renadia said, standing her ground.
Glen gasped, "What!?"
Renadia dropped to one knee and grabbed an udder of the goat and began to squirt milk into her hair.
"She's lost her mind!" thought Glen.
Renadia then stripped off her clothes completely. Glen couldn't believe his eyes. He had fantasized about seeing Renadia naked since he met her. Her breasts glistened with drips of goat milk in the light of the lanterns. Renadia was oblivious to the look of shock on Glen's face and calmly continued her plan. She rubbed the goat's milk all over her tan, nude body. She then prompty threw the goat across the cavern.
"Stay perfectly still. His vision is based on movement!" Renadio screamed.
Glen didn't have to be told to freeze, he was standing still in shock of what he was seeing. The robot snake dove at the goat sprawled out on the cavern floor, since it was attracted to the movement the goat created.
In an instant, the snake devoured the goat, swallowing it whole. Renadia wasted no time, now that her body was suffieciently lubed up, the slid into the robot snake's anus. The snake's head shot up, covered in blood. It began to bang it's head into it's tail in an effort to remove Renadia. The effort was useless. Renadia apparently managed to disable the robot snake's power source from the inside. All the lights on the outside of the snake flickered and then went dark. The snake's head fell to the ground with a metallic thud.
"We're safe now." Renadia said, wiping her face as she emerging from the snake's mouth.
"Unbelievable!" Glen gasped, still trying to make sense of what he had just seen.
"You ready to collect the eggs?" Renadia said, as she started to dress in front of Glen.
Glen couldn't take his eyes off her. "Uh, oh yeah-yeah, let's go."
Renadia gathered her lantern and potato sacks. The two continued deeper into the lair where they had met the snake before. It seemed so peaceful now. They each put as many of the golden eggs into the potato sacks as they could manage to carry. Their mission had been a success. They smiled breifly at each other, then grabbed their lanterns and turned to leave.
The walk back seemed awkward at first. Glen didn't quite know what to say to Renadia now, his attraction for her had now increased ten-fold. They had been through so much together in these last couple weeks, Glen knew that now was his last chance, if he didn't say something to Renadia now, he may never have the oppurtunity to again.
He mustered his courage, "You were amazing back there, Renadia."
"Thanks."
"Yeah, it was a brilliant plan... not too bad to look at either." Glen tested the waters a bit.
"Yeah?" Renadia turned and smiled a little. "Well, you're not too bad to look at yourself."
Glen couldn't believe his ears. Now was his chance.
"I'll tell you what, once we pawn off these golden robot snake eggs, how about I take you out to that nice dinner I promised you."
Renadia turned again and smiled, "I'd like that, Glen. I'd really like that."

The End