Saturday, July 23, 2005

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!!!!!!!


(don't you just love how that phrase catches your attention)



This just in folks, after being sent on a daring mission to recover his Tick T-shirt from the evil Chairface Chippendale, "Tater" Tod Sharp has officially discovered his Secret Finger. The story goes that as he was charging forward to remove the shirt from Chairface's grasp, his obese feet slipped in a puddle of liquid sending him crashing onto his back. What happened next would forever change the world as we know it.

The shockwave caused by his fall sent Chairface flying up into the air oddly enough heading right for The Tater. Who, much like Frodo reaching for the ring, stuck his hand in the air towards the villain's vunerable hiney. When suddenly, a strange aura began to encircle his hand and before Chairface knew what hit him, he got a little (and we do mean little) Secret Finger ass-raping. "Tater" pictured above is seen proudly displaying the shirt he rescued that day. When asked how he felt about finally being a member of the SFG he promptly replied, "SPOON!!!!!!!!!!"


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4 Comments:

At 9:03 AM, Blogger Farson said...

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At 9:05 AM, Blogger Farson said...

The picture doesn't help me at all. Since becoming a member all of my shirt collars have decided to revolt, they refuse to lie down. That in turn has put my chin in a deep depression, and as you can see in the pic, it's put on some comfort food pound-age.

 
At 9:28 AM, Blogger Dave said...

that meet your approval E?

 
At 5:56 AM, Blogger Dave said...

I dont know, do they have an origin yet?

 

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