Live From Rome

That's right ladies and gents we are coming to you live from Rome Int'l Airport where I've just spent the last 12 hours. You know why I've spent 12 hours here. My Skateboard!!! They let me carry it on in Philly but when I went to board my connecting flight in Rome, they said (in a horrible Italian accent) "No Skateboard". While waiting to find where we could check it in, we missed our original flight, and the one 2 hours after it. Just goes to show you that going to all these wild countries is a huge fucking headache. Well my times almost up on this kiosk, peace out fuckers!