Craziness

For those of you that don't know, I usually have adventure-type dreams. Last night, I had a particularly adventurous one. Here is the transcript of me typing it to gerdus, so I don't have to type it again (pardon the annoying line breaks and choppy sentances).

so im trying to get to school
cuz its the first day of school after summer
and im gonna be late
and that annoying chick valerie mallot is with me
like im at work
in the morning
and she works there
it wasnt WG
and im like i gotta go
and shes like can i get a ride
im like well i gotta stop at my house
and i make all kinds of excuses
but she still comes
and im all pissed
then for some reason i go and get this chinese doll
that like is very important
cuz this dood is on the street in a van
shooting arrows at us with a bow whenever im in sight
so
im back behind like reid's house
so i sneak in the backyards
to Mill St. which runs perpedicular to my old Baldwin St.
i make it to a porch on Baldwin
that becomes my house for whatever reason
i go inside
the doll becomes huge and starts smashing every house
i see it in the distance
and i know it has to smash every house
so it gets to the one im in
its smashing houses with a giant sharp fake ice cream cone by the way
it gets to the house im in
and it remembered i was trying to rescue it
so it did a very light smash on my house
i ran into a doorway
and i was fine
so now the dood with the bow and arrow is more pissed i think
cuz i let the doll get huge and fuck shit up
so i look outside and theres hookers out front
like talkin shit to drivers goin by
me and damn valerie run to the car again
a skinny hooker asks for a ride
valerie tells her yes, im pissed again
i think a major part of this dream was how much that valerie girl annoyed me back in the day
so anyways
this is one of the coolest parts
the hooker jumps in the drivers seat and starts to gas on it
i slam my foot on the breaks
im standing beside the driver's side door
one foot in the car
i turn the wheel hard to the left so the car does a donut and the damn hooker doesnt drive off
we're spinning the car around in circles in the road
a van comes up the road hauling ass
drives off into someones yard
i yell at the hooker that that person in the van coulda just died
and threw her ass out of the car
like tumbled her onto the road
i got in and drove towards the Broadway
i almost run into a swimming pool of kids on the way
then i get to the road
and its a bridge
but i gotta cross it to get to school
and now im way late
i realize this bridge is water
so i just in and swim
the hooker is behind me swimming all pissed
i look over the bridge, and below the bridge is like an empty area where water should be
so i start wrestling the hooker in the water
ALARM
the end